I've been thinking....what would I do if I found myself in a horror movie situation? If I woke up one day, and found myself living out some of these movies?

Well, I'd probably kick everybody's teeth in. See, you have to dominate the situation. You have to regain control. I mean, these guys are amateurs....seriously

Here are a few examples:

Freddy Cruger: I'd wait for him in my closet, then I'd punch him
rip his mask off and say "I've been
watching you."

I Know What You Did Last Summer: I'd say "No, I know what YOU did last
summer!" Then I'd knock his freakin
teeth in with my fist. HOW NOW BROWN COW?

Gremlins: I'd freakin drop kick those things.

Saw: "To escape, you have to sever your own leg with a spork..."
Uh....just did that...MORON, then I'd freakin use my severed leg to
knock him right in the smackers.

"The key is in your BRAIN!" Dude, not anymore! STAB. stabstabstabstabstabstab....That's right...with the key. Is that the best you can do? Whimp.

Rose Red:
First, I'd rip that stupid gnome thingy off the wall and smash it....then I'd burn the freakin house down.....and laugh

REDRUM? more like redDUMB


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